But I don’t wanna move.
I’m hungwy.
So I got chased by a bear today while I was running at a park.
That seems pretty cool, since I like bears so much.
Coooooooool.
This bitch is post-grad.
Well, not technically, but I handed in my last final today and I couldn’t come up with a better line.
So, raise a glass
and chug it down
because tonight we’re going hard.
Make no mistake: that mug contains two shots of Bailey’s kncockoff and a shot of butterscotch schnapps. Also, hot chocolate.
because I like my alcohol with about a pound of sugar in it.


One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
WHY AM I NOT THIS PERSON :*(
I WANT THEM
(via theflatlime)